Sunday 22 May 2011

Voldemort has a giant snake

Camping is bleak. There's not much to do. Might as well just sit here. And frown. Has anybody got any ideas? Maybe a Game Boy, does anyone have a Game Boy? No? Okay, nevermind. I'll just sit here and, um, try to think of ways to save the world. Sigh. Yeah, just keep hitting that evil locket with a stick. That'll work. Idiot. You know Voldemort has a giant snake, right? What do we have? Exactly. I'll just put more leaves on the fire then.

I'm pretty sure Harry Potter Seven-and-a-half is the best one. It's about hopelessness and cold fingers. The others are indistinguishable from each other. This one is in the woods. Which appeals to me.
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5 comments:

  1. Jack L22 May 2011 at 21:48

    haha Voldemort has a giant snake, I may be childish, but that made me laugh...

    Anyway, I agree, I thought this was the best Harry Potter film.
    The trailer for part 2 was pretty ridiculous though, Voldemort says NYYEAAHAAAA!!!! about 5 times throughout...

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  2. Drake Sigar22 May 2011 at 23:12

    I hate this Horcrux crap. It comes out of nowhere and smells like a Western RPG video game.

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  3. Titus22 May 2011 at 23:26

    I gave up on the films after nearly dying of boredom during the first one. And I am a shameless fan of the books.
    Plus Hermione's too attractive. But everyone says that.

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  4. Chris David Richards23 May 2011 at 00:29

    Jack - I'm expecting Part 2 to be epic. Not so much moping around in woods. Which is a shame. I liked the moping.

    Drake - Maybe each Horcrux should be elemental and be guarded by a spirit? Or maybe that's J-RPG.

    Titus - I can't really work out if I've seen all of them. I think, I think, I haven't seen the fourth one. But just because I can't remember it doesn't mean I haven't seen it. And the books are classic.

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  5. Sam Turner23 May 2011 at 11:26

    This made me laugh but I must say that everything you raise ticks the boxes as to why I didn't like the film. Great post though. Loved reading it.

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