Tuesday, 11 August 2009

Godly advertising

So how is how to be god going to pull in the big numbers? I've got a few ideas:
  • Working with the title, I can promise to turn people into God by supporting the show. Unfortunately, I do not have the power to do this.
  • I could promise the show will unveil God in a behind-the-curtain Wizard of Oz moment. Unfortunately, I don't think it will.
  • I could promise the show will reveal the meaning of life. Unfortunately I've already done this, and it was only mildly interesting.
  • I could get the Pope's endorsement. I wonder if he's on Twitter.

On writing this I've realised that I might be able to do the first one. We'll see what happens.

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