- Working with the title, I can promise to turn people into God by supporting the show. Unfortunately, I do not have the power to do this.
- I could promise the show will unveil God in a behind-the-curtain Wizard of Oz moment. Unfortunately, I don't think it will.
- I could promise the show will reveal the meaning of life. Unfortunately I've already done this, and it was only mildly interesting.
- I could get the Pope's endorsement. I wonder if he's on Twitter.
On writing this I've realised that I might be able to do the first one. We'll see what happens.